Horror story set among the trenches of the First World War

Josh Hartnett again displays his unerring knack for atrocious career choices in this low-brow, lacklustre sex comedy from the sadly-declined Heathers director. Falling for a cutie he meets at the laundromat, horny Josh swears off copulation. On hearing this, countless honeys throw themselves at him, naturally. Comedy and sex don't gel: here's proof.

Truffaut's genre-defining masterpiece of childhood alienation

Forget CDs, this is how Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett's bloodless multimedia project was always meant to be experienced: as a fancy interactive DVD stuffed with videos, storyboards, short animations, a documentary and plenty of hidden gimmicks that only resourceful 11-year-olds can locate. Extensive foraging suggests, however, that Albarn's soul is still nowhere to be found.

The Boss' "Rambo" period on three CDs

Remastered CD reissues of Lancastrian rockers

Piano eccentricities from jazz maverick

Surprisingly enjoyable album from Greenwich Village folk veteran

Vaguely upsetting Toronto electronica

Business as usual for newly slimmed-down genius