Based on a Philip K Dick short story and directed by John Woo, Paycheck plays like a made-for-TV Minority Report. It boasts a screenplay from, ahem, Dean Georgaris (Tomb Raider 2?nuff said), it stars Ben Affleck and Uma Thurman at their charmless worst, and it’s Woo’s dullest action-direction in years. No John, slo-mo doesn’t make it better!